Posted by oomherman in Hoort nie in ander kategorie nie.
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For all my Landy-Loving mates, though I think there might be such a list already out there….
She will fail to keep appointments with you, yet somehow you will keep trying
She will leave you in the lurch often, and somehow you will think this is part of her charm
She will drag you through the dirt, and somehow you will think this is fun
Money-wise, she is very expensive to keep happy.
Your friends will see right through her, and tell you to move on, but you will maintain that you know her better, and her heart is with you.
You will spend lot of time and money on her, yet somehow end up not ‘enjoying her company’ as much as you would like
When she ages, she will develop creaks, groans, moans and squeals, and somehow you will think this adds character, as if you could give each wrinkle the name of an adventure that you shared.
When you finally decide to move on to someone else, you look for someone similar, because her allure has you trapped, and she haunts you forever.
Oom Herman, jy he tmaklik die beste drie goed wat ek jou gesê het uitgelos…
On the dya after the thrid world war you can wind down the windows of your Landy and say..where the hell did everybody go ? imagine you saying those words the morning after when you pull the panties off the the girl next to you..she will knock you into the 6the world war !!!
Hmmmmm snaaks hoe alle mans se karre se geslag vroulik is ne ? LOL